Mixed conditionals

I'm broke. I splashed out on new clothes.

• I wouldn't have been broke if I didn't splash out on new clothes.

• I wouldn't be broke if I hadn't splashed out on new clothes.

• I wouldn't have been broke if I hadn't splashed out on new clothes.

• If I didn't splash out on new clothes, I wouldnt be broke.

I'm not sleepy. I didn't go to bed late.

• If I hadn't gone to bed late, I wouldn't be sleepy now.

• If I had gone to bed late, I wouldn't have been sleepy.

• If I had gone to bed late, I would be sleepy.

• I would have been sleepy if I hadn't gone to bed late.

I don't have bags under my eyes. I slept well last night. 

• I'd have bags under my eyes if I hadn't sleep well last night.
• If I hadn't slept well last night, I would have had bags under my eyes. 
• I'd have bags under my eyes if I didn't sleep well last night.
• I'd have bags under my eyes if I hadn't slept well last night.

I failed the exam, bro...
I am very busy now.

• I wouldn't have failed the exam if I weren't very busy.
• If I had failed the exam, I wouldn't be very busy.
• I wouldn't be really busy if I hadn't failed the exam. 

I haven't gone to Egypt. I'm not lying in the hot sun :(

• I would lie in the hot sun if I had gone to Egypt.
• I would be lying in the hot sun if I had gone to Egypt.
• I would lying in the hot sun if I had gone to Egypt.

I'm not in my thirties yet. I wasn't born in 1990. 

• I would have thirties now if I had been born in 1990.

• If I had been born in 1990, I would have been in my thirties.

• If I were born in 1990, I would be in my thirties now.

• I would be in my thirties now if I had been born in 1990.

I didn't take that job, I have to go to school.

• If I didn't have to go to school, I would take that job.
• If I hadn't had to go to school, I would have taken that job.
• I would have taken that jobif I didn't have to go do school.
• I would take that job if I hadn't had to go to school.

I'm not careful with the money. I didn't save up for the trip.

• I'd have saved up enough for the trip if I was careful with the money.
• I'd have saved up enough for the trip if I had been more careful with the money.
• If I had been more careful with the money, I would have saved up enough for the trip.

Obviously, I didn't rent a car. I can't drive.

• If I could have driven, I would have rented a car.
• If I drove, I would have rented a car.
• If I could drive, I would have rented a car.

I stayed at home. I'm not well.

• I wouldn't stay at home if I wasn't well.
• I wouldn't have stayed at home if I was well.