Reader Survey (Mr. Corbett is in orbit!)

What do you think of this book?

• I like it

• I don't like it

• None of your beeswax

• I like hot dogs

• What do hot dogs have to do with anything?

Did this book make you . . .

• Laugh

• Cry

• Want to read another My Weird School book

• Vomit

If you were stranded on a desert island and this book was waterproof, would you use it to build a life raft?

Would you recommend this book to a dog?

• Yes

• No

• Yes and No

• It depends on the dog

How about to a hamster?

Where did you get this book?

• At a bookstore

• At a library

• Online

• From a friend

• From a guy on the corner wearing a trenchcoat

Did you take a shower or bath this week? If so, please give it back.

What do you call a guy hanging on a wall?

• Bob

• Wally

• Art

• Dumbhead

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

• To get to the other side

• They're trying to find a bathroom

• So people don't throw rotten fruit at them

• They're trying to get away from the music

Whn you finish reading this book, you will . . .

• Read it again

• Donate it to a library

• Lend it to a friend

• Use it to get your campfire started

• Eat it