Animal Puns Quiz

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do you call a pig that does karate?

• A. A pork chop

• B. A karate piggy

• C. A chop-socky pig

• D. A ninja pig

Answer explanation

A ninja pig is the correct choice because ninjas are known for their martial arts skills, like karate, making it a fitting and humorous combination for a pig.

What do you call a group of owls?

• A. A parliament

• B. A hootenanny

• C. A flock

• D. A wise-guy club

Answer explanation

A group of owls is called a parliament, making option A the correct choice.

What do you call a cow that plays an instrument?

• A. A moo-sician

• B. A cow-bell

• C. A dairy band member

• D. A musical bovine

Answer explanation

A cow that plays an instrument is humorously called a moo-sician, combining 'moo' from the cow sound and 'musician' for playing an instrument.

What do you call a fish that wears glasses?

• A. A see-fish

• B. A speck-tacled fish

• C. A fish with 20/20 vision

• D. A nerdy fish

Answer explanation

The correct choice is B. A speck-tacled fish, which is a play on the word 'spectacled' meaning wearing glasses.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

• A. A snooze-roo

• B. A couch-a-roo

• C. A hopless-roo

• D. A sleepy-roo

Answer explanation

The correct choice is A. A snooze-roo because a lazy kangaroo would likely be snoozing or sleeping. This option cleverly combines 'snooze' with 'roo' to create a fun and fitting name for a lazy kangaroo.

What do you call a snake that works for the government?

• A. A civil serpent

• B. A government viper

• C. A sneaky politician

• D. A hiss-terical employee

Answer explanation

The correct choice is A. A civil serpent because it is a play on words combining 'civil servant' with 'serpent' which is another word for snake.

What do you call a dog magician?

• A. A woof-wizard

• B. A paw-fessional illusionist

• C. A canine conjurer

• D. A magic mutt

Answer explanation

The correct term for a dog magician is a canine conjurer, making option C the right choice.

What do you call a group of penguins that love to dance?

• A. The waddle squad

• B. The happy feet crew

• C. The tuxedo troupe

• D. The dancing birds

Answer explanation

A group of penguins that love to dance is called the waddle squad, making option A the correct choice.

What do you call a crab that plays the drums?

• A. A shell-drummer

• B. A pinch-percussionist

• C. A crustacean musician

• D. A drumming crab

Answer explanation

The correct term for a crab that plays the drums is a pinch-percussionist, combining the idea of a crab's pinchers with the musical instrument percussion.