Laughs and Facts: 8th Grade Trivia

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

• A gummy bear

• A toothless bear

• A soft bear

• A bald bear

Why did the math book look sad?

• It had too many problems

• It was missing a page

• It was overdue at the library

• It was tired of being read

• 5

• 6

• 7

• 8

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

• He was outstanding in his field

• He scared the most crows

• He was the best dressed

• He was the tallest

What is the chemical symbol for water?

• H

• O

• H2O

• HO

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

• Because they make up everything

• Because they are too small

• Because they are unpredictable

• Because they are always moving

What is the capital of France?

• London

• Berlin

• Madrid

• Paris

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

• Frostbite

• A cold vampire

• A snowpire

• A frosty bite

Why did the bicycle fall over?

• It was too tired

• It had a flat tire

• It was parked on a hill

• It was too heavy