Halloween Fun

Front

What would Casper be if he wrote a story? Options: an invisible man, a ghost writer, the silent type, fictitious.

Back

a ghost writer

Front

Why is a ghoul such a messy eater?

Back

because he is always a goblin

Front

Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?

Back

he had a steak sandwich

Front

Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

Back

his ghoul friend

Front

What is a mummy's favorite type of music?

Back

wrap

Front

Why don't witches ride their brooms when they are angry?

Back

They are afraid of flying off the handle

Front

Why did Count Dracula go to the doctor?

Back

he was coffin a lot

Front

What instrument did the skeleton play in his high school band?

Back

a trombone

Front

What does a ghost like on top of its ice cream sundae?

Back

whipped scream

Front

Why do witches think they are funny?

Back

every time they look into a mirror, it cracks up.