Laugh and Break the Ice

If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be and why?

• Carrot

• Cucumber

• Lettuce

• Potato

What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever overheard?

• A child questioning the purpose of the fridge light for midnight snacks.

• A dog barking at its own reflection.

• An adult asking if the moon is made of cheese.

• A teenager wondering why pizza isn't a breakfast food.

If animals could talk, which one would be the rudest?

• Parrots

• Cats

• Goldfish

• Dogs

What’s your go-to joke that always makes people laugh?

• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

• What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

• Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

If you could have any superpower, but it had to be completely useless, what would it be?

• The ability to change the color of any object at will.

• The ability to speak every language fluently but never be understood.

• The ability to float one inch off the ground at all times.

• The power to make any food taste like cardboard.

What’s the weirdest food combination you secretly love?

• Banana and mayonnaise

• Chocolate and cheese

• Sardines and ice cream

• Peanut butter and pickles

If you were a character in a cartoon, who would you be and why?

• Bugs Bunny

• SpongeBob SquarePants

• Daffy Duck

• Tom Cat

What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you in public?

• I spilled coffee on my shirt before a meeting.

• I forgot my lines during a speech.

• I tripped and fell while walking on stage.

• I accidentally revealed a personal photo during a presentation.

If you could only communicate using one sound for a day, what sound would you choose?

• scream

• whistle

• hum

• clap

What’s the silliest nickname you’ve ever had?

• Giggles McSnort

• Mr. Grumpy Pants

• Silly Billy

• Captain Serious