Laughs Across Subjects

Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!

• Because it wanted to be the center of attention!

• Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!

• Because it felt superior to other symbols!

• Because it was always trying to be equal to others!

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe!

• HeHe!

• Two isotopes are better than one!

• HeHeHe!

• Helium is light!

Why did the history teacher go to jail? Because he was caught with too many dates!

• He was accused of plagiarism!

• He was teaching too many classes!

• He was caught with too many dates!

• He was caught cheating on a test!

What do you call a word that is always in a hurry? A verb!

• An adverb!

• A noun!

• A verb!

• An adjective!

Why did the geography book look so sad? Because it had too many problems!

• Because it had too many problems!

• Because it was too flat!

• Because it was lost in thought!

• Because it couldn't find its way!

What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder!

• A test tube!

• A measuring flask!

• A beaker!

• A graduated cylinder!

Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems!

• Because it was too thick to carry!

• Because it had too many problems!

• Because it couldn't find its solutions!

• Because it was missing its cover!

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!

• The beach ignored the ocean completely.

• The ocean told the beach a secret.

• The ocean sang a song to the beach.

• Nothing, it just waved!

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!

• Because it needed a software update!

• Because it was overheating!

• Because it ran out of memory!

• Because it had a virus!

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!

• A thesaurus!

• A dinosaur with a thesaurus!

• A vocabulary dinosaur!

• A wordy reptile!