Giggles Galore: A Fun Quiz!

Where do sheep go on vacation?

• baaack to the pasture

• baaa hamas

• baaa humbug

• baaa ha ha nowhere

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

• her students were so bright

• her students had bright lights on

• the sun was in her eyes

• her eyes were red from allergies

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

• A gummy bear

• A toothless bear

• A soft bear

• A cuddly bear

Why did the student eat his homework?

• He was hungry

• The teacher said it was a piece of cake

• He forgot his lunch

• He wanted to impress his friends

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

• Stolen cheese

• Borrowed cheese

• Nacho cheese

• Someone else's cheese

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?

• Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

• Lettuce go to the park!

• Lettuce have a party!

• Lettuce play a game!

What has keys but can't open locks?

• A map

• A piano

• A door

• A computer

Why did the chicken join a band?

• Because it had the drumsticks

• Because it loved music

• Because it wanted to be famous

• Because it could sing

Why was the maths book sad?

• It had too many problems

• It was missing pages

• It was torn

• It was not read

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

• Frostbite

• A cold vampire

• A snowy bat

• A chilly ghost