Twits

Why does Roald Dahl think a man grows hair all over his face?

• He likes to wash his face.

• He wants you to see him more often.

• He wants to get your attention.

• He'd rather you did not know how he looks.

How often did Mr. Twit wash his hairy face?

• Very often, almost every day.

• Sometimes, like a couple times a week.

• Always, every single day and night.

• Never, not even on Saturdays.

What did Mrs. Twit use her walking stick for?

• To hit things, like dogs, cats and small children.

• To help her look even more lovely than she already did.

• To help her walk better.

• To help her get things more easily.

If a person has good thoughts, what does Roald Dahl think will happen?

• They will look wicked.

• They will look worried.

• They will looked upset.

• Good thoughts will shine out of their faces like sunbeams, and they will always look lovely.

If a person has nasty, mean thoughts, what does Roald Dahl think will happen?

• They will always look beautiful because thoughts are only on the inside.

• That inner ugliness will eventually show on the outside, and they will begin to look ugly.

• They will start to look better and better to everyone who sees them.

Where did Mrs. Twit put her glass eye to trick Mr. Twit?

• In his rootbeer.

• In his kitchen.

• On the dining table.

• Under the dining table.

What did Mrs. Twit say after Mr. Twit got scared by the glass eye?

• ''l'm watching you like a chimpanzee."

• "I've got eyes everywhere, so you'd better be careful."

• "I'm watching you like a hedgehog!"

• "I've got ears everywhere so you'd better be careful."

What happened after Mrs. Twit leapt out of bed and flew downstairs?

• The frog went to sleep on her pillow.

• The frog made a bunch of croaking noises.

• The frog hopped all around on her bed.

• The frog went downstairs and kissed her.

What did Mr. Twit tell Mrs. Twit she was coming down with?

• The Smalls

• The Dreaded Shrinks

• The Flu

How did Mr. Twit help Mrs. Twit with her shrinks?

• He made her hang upside down and pulled on her arms.

• He tied 50 balloons to her top half and hooked her to a metal ring at her ankles.

• He built a machine out of wood, metal and rubber bands and had her get in it.