Puns

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Pun?

• Yes

• No

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

• It lifts their spirits.

• It takes them to new heights.

• It beats floating.

• It takes their breath away.

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What is a monster's favorite makeup?

• mas-scare-a

• blush

• lipstick

• wrinkle scream

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I tried to catch some fog.  I mist. 
Pun?

• Yes

• No

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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
Pun?

• Yes

• No

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I can't put it down.
Pun?

• Yes

• No

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Broken pencils are pointless. 
Pun?

• yes

• No

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Why can't a bike stand up by itself?

• It has two wheels

• It's two tired

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What is a mummy's favorite type of music?

• Rock n Roll

• Classical

• Wrap

• Jazz

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Broken pencils are...

• pointless

• not good

• wood

• worthless

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