Why is the joke funny?

My friend said he had a hilarious construction joke to tell me. I waited and waited...
Then he said, “Never mind…”
“I’m still working on it.”

Why is this joke funny?

My little cousin asked why people say your nose “runs” and your feet “smell,” and then asked, “What happens if your nose gets really, really long—like 12 inches?”
I said, “Well, then it would be a foot.”

Why is this joke funny?

We went to this fancy Italian restaurant, and I saw something strange on the menu.
I asked the waiter, “Is this real spaghetti?”
He whispered, “No… it’s an impasta.”

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My math teacher dropped his textbook, sighed deeply, and said,
“I just can’t take it anymore… this book has too many problems.”

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I saw a bicycle just lying on the sidewalk, completely tipped over.
I asked someone what happened. They said,
“Oh, it just got two-tired.”

Why is this joke funny?

I started reading a book about anti-gravity for science class.
Now I can’t stop…
It’s impossible to put down.

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I went to the football game, and it was freezing inside the stadium—even though it was 85 degrees outside.
When I asked why it felt so cool, someone said,
“Because it’s full of fans.”

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I was telling my friend that I hate driving through parking lots because of all the speed bumps.
She looked at me and said, “That’s okay. You’ll get over it eventually.”

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I asked my teacher if I could do my book report on a broken pencil.
She said, “A broken pencil? That sounds like a terrible idea.”
I shrugged and said, “Exactly—it’s pointless.”

Why is this joke funny?

What did one eye say to the other? Just between you and me, something smells.

Why is this joke funny?