Science Puns/Jokes

How do astronauts organize a party?

• They star it on their calendar

• They make it out of this world

• They planet

• They reach for the stars

Why can't you trust an atom?

• Because they make up everything

• Because they can be negative

• Because they are radioactive

• Because they are charged

How often do scientists tell element jokes?

• All the time

• Rarely

• Often

• Periodically

What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

• Twister

• Hide and seek

• Go Fish

• Checkers

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

• Rock and roll!

• This is how I roll!

• You rock!

• Don't take me for granite!

How do trees get on the internet?

• Root ethernet cables

• They log in

• They branch out

• Leaf wifi

Why was the bee's hair sticky?

• Because he used a honey comb

• Because he landed on a stick

• Because he is striped

• Because he flew into a web

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What kind of hair does the ocean have?

• Straight

• Curly

• Smooth

• Wavy

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

• It has lots of exs

• It has lots of rings

• It put a ring on it

• It has lots of gas

How did the astronaut serve dinner in outer space?

• With anti gravity

• She floated it over

• On flying saucers

• Using the solar oven

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