How Nigerian are you?

If someone says “I just dey manage,” what do they most likely mean?

• They just got promoted
  
  

• They are living their best life
  
  

• Things are not great, but they’re coping

What do Nigerians usually say when NEPA brings back electricity?

• “Thank you, Jesus!”

• "Up NEPA"

• “Light don come!”

Which of these is NOT a Nigerian staple food?

•  Egusi

• Pad Thai

• Okro

What’s the fastest way to start a fight at a Nigerian party?

• Mention football

• Mention politics

• Mention that food is not being served to your table while others get

What’s the appropriate reaction when someone says, “Do you know who I am?”

• Expect drama to follow

• Say “Yes sir!” and bow
  

• Run

Which of these people is most likely to hold a microphone at a wedding?

• The bride

• A random auntie giving unsolicited advice

• MC

If you hear “waka” in a conversation, what does it most likely mean?

• Go away / insult

• Let’s dance

• Walk faster

What’s the national side dish for roadside suya?

• Ketchup

• Chin chin

• Sliced onions and pepper

When someone says “I dey come,” what do they usually mean?

• They’re 2 minutes away

• You won’t see them again for hours

• They are standing outside the door
  

What’s the classic Nigerian solution to almost any technical problem?

• Restart it

• Take it to Apple Store

• Upgrade the OS