Classroom Intro

What subject does Mr. Golden teach?

• History

• English

• Math

• Advanced Taylor Swift Theory

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What's the central tenet of Mr. Golden's educational philosophy?

• Math is the Language of the Universe

• School is, like, important or whatever

• Science Rulez!

• Literacy is a Priority READ READ READ

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What number is Mr. Golden's room?

• 4

• 5

• 13

• 22

After attendance, what is the first thing we do as a class with Mr. Golden?

• Good Things

• Bad Things

• Stranger Things

• Tease him about his Taylor Swift obsession

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Oh no! Mr. Golden is not in the room! Where do you go as you wait for him?

• Line up along the lockers

• Stand in the library

• Chill in the commons

• Mars

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How do you access the online resources or class page for this course?

• Google Gemini

• Google Classroom

• Google Slides

• Google Docs

In your three-ring binder, you should have:

• A Writing Journal

• A Notebook for Notes

• A Copy of the U. S. Constitution

• A Chainsaw

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What are the expectations for a student who has been absent? (e.g., getting missed notes, making up a quiz, etc.)

• One Day to Make Up Work per Day Missed

• Missed Class? Missed Out

• You Cannot Make Up Work

• Travel Back in Time to Copy Notes

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CCSS.RI.11-12.5

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If you are done with all your work for the time being, you will be expected to:

• Compose a symphony

• Solve world hunger

• Read a book

• Buy Bitcoin

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When Mr. Golden says "Class!" your response should be:

• "Yes" and then silence

• "Sup?" and then a handshake

• "Yo!" and a fistbump

• "Teacher" and to dance

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