If a Computer | POEM

The transcript humorously describes a computer exhibiting human-like behaviors, such as laughing, lying, and showing emotions. It suggests that if a computer acts like a friend, enjoys stories, makes mistakes, and changes its mind, it is not a typical computer. The narrative highlights the blurred lines between human and machine characteristics.

What unusual behavior does the computer exhibit when it sees a clown getting hit by pies?

• It laughs

• It reboots

• It cries

• It shuts down

How does the computer react to stories?

• It tells a new story

• It skips to the end

• It cries at the end

• It gets bored

What does the computer do after making a mistake?

• It gives up

• It restarts

• It deletes the error

• It carries on and questions its actions

What does the computer express about being left behind?

• It doesn't care

• It says, 'Don't leave me behind'

• It plans to catch up

• It ignores the situation

What conclusion is drawn about the device exhibiting these behaviors?

• It's a new type of AI

• It's a human in disguise

• It's a malfunctioning computer

• It's not a computer