Comedian Al Murray on campaign trail in Thanet

The transcript involves a humorous discussion about buying cheese and cheesecake, with a segue into a political conversation involving a hypothetical scenario of being on a desert island with political figures. The dialogue includes light-hearted comparisons between politicians and ends with a playful conclusion about paying for cheese.

What type of cheese is humorously compared to Stilton in the conversation?

• Gorgonzola

• Camembert

• Cheddar

• Brie

What does Murray promise to do if he gets into Parliament?

• Lower taxes

• Reduce crime

• Buy cheese every day

• Improve education

How does Murray plan to convince people to vote for him?

• By promising daily cheese purchases

• By offering free cheese

• By reducing cheese prices

• By banning foreign cheese

Who is Murray compared to in the political discussion?

• Boris Johnson

• David Cameron

• Nigel Farage

• Theresa May

What is suggested as a way for Murray to win the election?

• Gaining more supporters

• Improving his public speaking

• Other candidates withdrawing

• Changing his policies