Donald Trump Won the Election So I Have To Cut Off My Pinky

The speaker reflects on a promise made during the election primaries to cut off his pinky if Donald Trump won the presidency. He proceeds to fulfill this promise, emphasizing his commitment. Despite the drastic action, he calls for unity among Americans, reminding them to stay positive and work together post-election.

What did the speaker promise to do if Donald Trump won the presidency?

• Donate to charity

• Run a marathon

• Cut off his pinky

• Shave his head

How does the speaker describe the experience of cutting off his pinky?

• Extremely painful

• Not as bad as expected

• A complete disaster

• A minor inconvenience

What does the speaker suggest Americans should remember post-election?

• To stop voting

• To ignore the Constitution

• To keep their heads screwed on straight

• To move to another country

What does the speaker emphasize about the Constitution?

• It is outdated

• It is still in full effect

• It is irrelevant

• It needs to be rewritten

What does the speaker encourage people to do with their energy?

• Waste it on arguments

• Focus it positively

• Ignore it

• Use it for personal gain