Rives: If I controlled the Internet

The speaker humorously imagines controlling the Internet, envisioning a world where emotions can be mapped, the deceased can be emailed, and family dynamics are explored. The narrative blends personal identity with technological fantasies, ultimately reflecting on the power and potential of the Internet.

What whimsical feature does the speaker suggest for navigating emotions?

• Downloading emotions from a website

• Emailing emotions to friends

• Auctioning emotions on eBay

• Using a GPS for mood swings

What does the speaker humorously propose about emailing the deceased?

• They would reply with a joke

• They would send a heartfelt message

• You would receive an automated reply

• They would send a video message

What nostalgic element does the speaker include in their vision of the Internet?

• A loop of childhood games

• A collection of old songs

• A gallery of family photos

• A library of classic books

What does the speaker wish to achieve by becoming an Internet deity?

• To make the Internet more organized

• To create a new social media platform

• To develop a new search engine

• To invent a new programming language

What philosophical question does the speaker pose about life and technology?

• Is technology making us smarter?

• Will technology replace human interaction?

• Can we live without the Internet?

• Is it about the ability or the will to act?