Miami University students play football on the beach using coconuts. After a tough session, they require a towel boy instead of a water boy. The team is searching for a new pool back, as the previous one is still underwater trying to catch a mermaid.

What unconventional item do the Miami University undergrads use as footballs on the beach?

• Pineapples

• Coconuts

• Beach Balls

• Watermelons

After a tough session, what do the players need instead of a water boy?

• A cheerleader

• A coach

• A referee

• A towel boy

What is the team looking for this year?

• A new mascot

• A new pool back

• A new captain

• A new coach

What is the old pool back still trying to catch?

• A seahorse

• A mermaid

• A starfish

• A fish

Where is the old pool back currently?

• In the stands

• In the locker room

• Underwater

• On the beach