Gymnastics | POEM

The transcript is a song expressing a strong dislike for custard. It describes various negative aspects of custard, such as its texture and messiness, and emphasizes the speaker's aversion to having it on different foods. The song humorously highlights the challenges of eating custard and repeatedly reaffirms the speaker's distaste for it.

What are the reasons given for not liking custard?

List the different foods mentioned that custard should not be on.

Describe the physical properties of custard as mentioned in the text.

What happens when custard is eaten according to the text?

How does the speaker express their feelings about custard throughout the text?