TRAILER: HANDKERCHIEF DRILL

The transcript humorously addresses a wife's frustration with her husband's poor hygiene habits, particularly his refusal to use a handkerchief properly. It suggests various comedic solutions, such as reasoning, persuasion, and even drastic measures like using pepper or cold water. The narrative highlights the husband's misuse of handkerchiefs for cleaning and gardening, and his dangerous habit of mixing germy handkerchiefs with the family laundry.

What initial methods does the speaker suggest to deal with her husband's selfish behavior?

• Call a doctor

• Leave the house

• Reason with him and try persuasion

• Ignore him completely

What humorous action does the speaker suggest if reasoning doesn't work?

• Take him on a vacation

• Cook his favorite meal

• Give him a gift

• Throw a bucket of cold water over him

How does the speaker's husband misuse the handkerchief?

• He uses it to clean the bathroom

• He uses it to wash the car

• He uses it to dust the piano and polish shoes

• He uses it to clean the windows

What creative solution does the speaker suggest to teach her husband to use a handkerchief properly?

• Hide all the handkerchiefs

• Sprinkle him with pepper and hold the handkerchief to his face

• Buy him a new handkerchief

• Ask him to attend a workshop

What does the speaker humorously suggest should be done about her husband's germy handkerchief habit?

• Buy a new washing machine

• Make him wash his own clothes

• Get him locked up

• Send him to a hygiene class