INTERVIEW - Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally at the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter

The transcript features a conversation about karaoke partner preferences, party habits, and the unique appeal of a specific party attended annually. The discussion also includes a humorous speculation on what Ron Swanson might think of the party.

Who does the speaker consider as a good karaoke partner?

• Beyoncé

• Taylor Swift

• Adele

• Oprah

What is the speaker's strategy to avoid embarrassing situations at parties?

• Leaving early

• Avoiding dancing

• Not drinking

• Staying quiet

How often does the speaker attend parties?

• Twice a year

• Only one party a year

• Once a month

• Every weekend

Why does the speaker make an exception to attend this particular party?

• It's the most fun and best for people-watching

• It's held at their favorite venue

• It's a family tradition

• It's a work obligation

What do the speaker's friends usually do during the year?

• Travel the world

• Make Oscar movies

• Attend various parties

• Work on music albums