Piers Morgan at the Luxembourg Cafe 01/17/2011 at the Celebrity Sightings in New York at New York NY. (Footage by WireIm

The transcript covers a casual conversation where participants discuss turning off cameras if someone falls, an interview with Howard, Ricky Gervais's disappearance, and plans for an English breakfast. The conversation ends with well-wishes for a show.

What action is suggested if Piers falls?

• Continue filming

• Turn off the cameras

• Laugh it off

• Call for help

How is Howard described in the conversation?

• Boring

• Outrageous

• Serious

• Calm

Who might have seen Ricky Gervais backstage?

• Piers

• The narrator

• Howard

• Steve Carell

What is included in the old-fashioned English breakfast mentioned?

• Pancakes

• Fruit salad

• Cereal

• Eggs and bacon

What is the final sentiment expressed towards Piers regarding the show?

• You're going to be terrible

• Good luck with the show

• Don't mess up

• It's going to be a disaster