Football Result/My Old Man's A Dustman - Sonsense Nongs - Kids' Poems and Stories With Michael Rosen

The transcript humorously narrates a series of football match scores and bizarre events, blending real and fictional elements. It includes personal anecdotes, unusual commentary, and mysterious incidents, creating a whimsical and entertaining narrative.

What was the score between Manchester United and Manchester City?

What did Aldershot score against Buffalo Bill?

What happened to the goalie during the match?

Who is referred to as 'old man' in the text?

What did they rub on the belly of the poor out?