Children Watch Halloween At Chessington Theme Park

The video features a series of conversations between characters in a meadow. They discuss various topics, including the seriousness of one character, confusion over a phrase, and plans for the day. The atmosphere turns spooky, and chaos ensues in a storehouse, leading to a mess.

What does the speaker mean by 'I don't know whether I'm coming or going'?

Why does one character feel 'totally useless'?

What can be inferred about the character's hygiene habits from the statement 'I promised myself that I'd have a bath today'?

What is the significance of the phrase 'planned' in the context of the dialogue?

What does the character mean by 'spooky here innit'?