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Math Jokes

Total questions: 10

Worksheet time: 3mins

Name
Class
Date
1.
What is another way to say √(-1)  23   ∑ π
a)
I ate some pie 
b)
-24
2.
If you are cold how can you warm up?
a)
Sit in the corner its 90 degrees!
b)
Do your warm up!
3.
Why are parallel line sad?
a)
They have so much in common and will never meet.
b)
They are related to math
4.
How many people don't understand fractions?
a)
4/3 
b)
All of them
5.
Why is 7 afraid of 9?
a)
Because 7 ate 9
b)
It's Bigger
6.
Why is the obtuse triangle always upset?
a)
Because it's never right
b)
It's worried about its size
7.
What seems odd about math?
a)
Numbers that aren't divisible by two
b)
Everything 
8.
Why do people not like algebra?
a)
It asking us to find its ex
b)
It should solve its own problems
9.
What is the volume of a cylinder with radius z and depth a?
a)
pi z z a 
b)
15 cm3
10.
Describe the following 
PLAN
(P+L)*(A+N)
PA + PN + LA + LN
a)
your plan has been foiled 
b)
Nonsense