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WorksheetsAnswer with puns. 100% = key.
Total questions: 21
Worksheet time: 25mins
What word is missing to make this a pun?
That's the _________ thing I've seen.
stupidest
wierdest
funniest
sealiest
Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
It lifts their spirits.
It takes them to new heights.
It beats floating.
It takes their breath away.
What is a monster's favorite makeup?
mas-scare-a
blush
lipstick
wrinkle scream
(answer with a pun)
I didn't like my beard at first...
Then I did.
Then it grew on me.
So I shaved it off.
But I realized it's nice.
(make it punny!)
Broken pencils are...
pointless
not good
wood
worthless
Why are skeletons so calm?
They don't have brains...
Nothing gets under their skin
They have nothing to worty about
Yoga
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Trumpet
Trombone
Low brass
Drums
My friend was annoying me with bird puns.
That's unfortunate.
Are you friends with Mr. Masem?
Toucan play at that game.
Be punny!
Parallel lines have so much in common...
Indeed, they do.
It's a shame they'll never meet.
They don't intersect.
They're like Mr. Masem.
(make this punny)
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is...
ruined.
toast.
bankrupt.
gone.
(make this punny)
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it...
hit me.
dropped.
got smaller.
fell.
turned into a moose.
(make this punny)
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty...
good.
bad.
punny.
pretty.
What do you call a skeleton who stayed out in the snow all night?
Odd
Immortal
Cold
A numbskull
What do you call a fake spaghetti?
An impasta
A bad hair day
Sauce
Meatballs
What if a piece of wood has nothing to do?
It's board!
You shred it.
It rots.
You make it into a chair and sit on it.
Which of the following is NOT an example of a pun?
Insects that make honey are always on their best bee-havior.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
She was terribly pleased with her Birthday present.
Which joke is about an angle less than 90 degrees?
Why is a ghoul such a messy eater? Because he...
never wipes his face
misses the point
is always a goblin
chews with his mouth open
Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
his blood brother
his best bat
Nobody
his ghoul friend
What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
rock 'n roll
classical
rap
jazz
What would Mr. Moose punnily say if Slender Moose hid something important in his drawers?
Slender Moose is the key to it all.
Don't look there.
Slender? He's been putting on some weight.
He's breathing.
He's having a ball.
