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Funny JOKES

Total questions: 8

Worksheet time: 5mins

Name
Class
Date
1.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

a)

detective

b)

an investigator

c)

tagigator

d)

crocodile

2.

What did the hamburger name his daugther?

a)

burgeret

b)

Petuniaaa

c)

Meatslet

d)

Patty

3.

What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?

a)

rotten

b)

softies

c)

deviled eggs

d)

boiled egg

4.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

a)

felt crummy

b)

wasnt whole

c)

felt uneven

d)

felt a peice was missing out of himself

5.

Our PHONES fall we panic, our FRIENDS fall...

a)

We tease

b)

We laugh

c)

We panic

d)

We cry

6.

What did the baby corn ask the mama corn?

a)

Why am I triangle, and you puffy

b)

Why am i so little

c)

Where is Pop corn

d)

Can i eat popcorn now

7.

Do you think Februrary can March???

a)

Not sure, but i think April May

b)

Februrary is too skinny

c)

Februrary is too short

d)

Not in a million years

8.

I can see 2 years into the future...

a)

I have a superpower!!!

b)

Wait 2020 is in 2 years???

c)

I have a dog

d)

I have 2020 vision