Confound the cats! All cats--away-- / Cats of all colors, black, white, gray;

By night a nuisance and by day-- / Confound the cats! All cats, always.

What techniques are being used?

I dreamed a dream next Tuesday week, / Beneath the apple-trees;

I thought my eyes were big pork-pies, / And my nose was Stilton cheese.

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O Sea! whose ancient ripples lie on red-ribbed sands where seaweeds shone;

O moon! whose golden sickle's gone,

Which technique is being used

Across the moorlands of the Not / We chase the gruesome When;

And hunt the Itness of the What / Through forests of the Then.

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BANG!!! There goes another building, / BOOM!!! And there go 2 more,

Said the man who took target practice / In the seat of a military tank.

BAM!!! There goes another. / Life is hard when you don't have a father to guide you.

BOOM!!! You could end up in jail, / BANG!!! You could end up crazy,

AHHHH!!! Or you could end up dead / Because you pressed the wrong button.

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Big Balloons Bounce into the / Big Blue Sky / Up, up, and away / There they go

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Buzz, goes the blue fly, / Hum, goes the bee,

Buzz and hum they cry, / And so do we:

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There was a crow sat on a stone, / When he was gone, then there was none.

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Tiger, Tiger burning bright, / in the forests of the night,

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