If there were a prize for best intentions, she would take the lima bean cobbler. A health food nut to a definite fault, she is the queen of the healthy meal nobody will eat and is famous for her beet and cheese sub sandwiches. She is a freelance writer and has a column in the local paper. She insists on keeping the thermostat extremely low during the winter months, often low enough to freeze soft drinks, milk, and hot chocolate. She is 42 years old. What is her name?

Eldest child of the Fox family, this boy is the Jeff Gordon of the street. His entire family fears being in the car with him, both for his driving and his music. A die-hard fan of Bruce Springsteen and the Boston Red Sox. Rarely seen without his blue jeans, grey sweatshirt, and a blue/white baseball cap with an "A" on the front. What is the name of the eldest son of the Fox family?

The middle child and self-obsessed glamour queen of the family. Her style constantly changes but her large ponytail remains constant. A confessed shopaholic, high school freshman, and a cook with skills rivaling that of her father. What is her name?

If there ever was a King of Geeks, it would be this boy. A 10-year old with a frightening knowledge of science, mathematics, technology, and dinosaurs. Even with all this great knowledge, he still believes in Santa, the X-Files, aliens, Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, cooties, and other odd things. Creator of gruesome snowmen the likes of which Calvin (of "Calvin & Hobbes" fame) would be proud of. He also enjoys making creepy Jack-O-Lanterns. He is a fan of "Star Wars", a devout Trekkie, and a D&D master. A technophile rivaling anything seen at MIT, he rejects his mother's choice of an iFruit computer. What is his name?

The smallest member of the Fox household is its lone permanent pet. An iguana whose escape prowess rivals that of Houdini, this animal loves to freak out the ladies of the household. What is the name of this lizard?