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Humor Me - Multiple Meanings

Total questions: 14

Worksheet time: 1hrs 6mins

Name
Class
Date
1.

What has eyes but cannot see?

a)

bugs

b)

needles

c)

birds

2.

What father is as sweet as candy?

a)

firemen

b)

lollipop

c)

police

3.

What has four legs but cannot run?

a)

camel

b)

cow

c)

table

4.

What animals are used in baseball?

a)

bats

b)

monkeys

c)

geese

5.

What has a roof that never gets rained out?

a)

shed

b)

mouth

c)

bicycle

6.

What do you use to fix a broken pizza?

a)

super glue

b)

tomato paste

c)

tape

7.

What follows tracks but never leaves any?

a)

bear

b)

policeman

c)

train

8.

What runs day and night but goes nowhere?

a)

clock

b)

lizard

c)

horse

9.

What month is in a parade?

a)

March

b)

June

c)

May

10.

What room is too small to enter?

a)

bathroom

b)

kitchen

c)

mushroom

11.

What does the trash man like to eat?

a)

apple pie

b)

junk food

c)

spaghetti and meatballs

12.

What is the funniest card in the deck?

a)

the joker

b)

the king

c)

the ace

13.

Where do hamburgers get to dance?

a)

at school

b)

at a show

c)

at a meatball

14.

Why didn't the owl get mad?

a)

he didn't give a hoot

b)

he didn't care

c)

he was sleeping