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WorksheetsLets Get Techy!
Total questions: 23
Worksheet time: 23mins
How do you know what you'll be doing in Tech class on any given day?
A unicorn whispers the lesson in your ear
Sam will read you a welcome message
You uncover the lesson through a complex series of clues
You never find out, Sam just yells at you for a full hour
How do you know when to get your laptop?
You get it the moment you walk in to the Tech Lab
Sam will call your table
You draw numbers from a hat
A disco ball descends from the ceiling
How do you know what your computer number is?
Sam tells you
You get a different computer every time
The Sorting Hat tells you
Your Fairy Godmother gives it to you
How many people pick up or put away a laptop at a time?
One
Two
Everyone does it at once in a mad scramble
Four
When can you use headphones?
Whenever you want
While Sam is talking
When you are using a app/website that has sounds
During Free Choice Time
How do you know what headphones to use?
Just grab the closest pair
They have the same number as your laptop number
You don't get to use headphones
Tacos
How do you get Sam's attention?
Interpretive dance
Snapping your fingers and saying Sam's name repeatedly until you get his attention
Yodeling
Raise your hand quietly
How many people can Sam help at a time?
Eight
A googolplex
One
The entire population of the planet earth
What do you do if you have to go to the bathroom?
Run in circles
Scream until you get Sam's attention
Raise your hand quietly
Slam your head against the wall repeatedly
What is the latest you can ask to go to the bathroom?
20 minutes before the end of class
10 minutes before the end of class
You can go whenever you want
Never, you have to hold it in forever
Will Sam ever stop helping someone to help you first (including if you have to go to the bathroom)?
Yes
No
When can you touch another person's computer?
Only if they tell you that you can
When you are sure you are right and they are wrong
When you are sleepy
At the beginning of class
What do you do if someone says or does something you don't like, that doesn't put you in immediate physical danger?
Switch seats with someone so you can be away from them
Complain to Sam until you get what you want
Resolve your issues with the person on your own
Plot revenge
When should you press the power button?
All the time!
When the light on the power button is off
When the light on the power button is flashing
When your friend is being loud
Can you watch YouTube in the Tech Lab?
Yes
No
Only when Sam isn't looking
What is Free Choice time?
When you have a few options of fun things to do on your computers
When you have to take a really hard test
When you get to do whatever you want
Your birthday
What can you do during Free Choice time?
Browse Google Images
Go to any of the websites in the Links folder
Use apps from the Google app suite (Docs, Slides, etc.)
Conduct a miniature Hunger Games in the Tech Lab
Use any of the apps on your computer (Paintnet, Scratch, Google Earth, etc.)
What do you do if you want Sam to add an option to Free Choice time?
Do what you want whenever you want
Ask Sam about it
Write the name of the app/website you want to use and give it to Sam to review
Cry uncontrollably
What should you not look at on Tech Lab computers?
Scary stuff
Political stuff
Bad words
YouTube
What should you not do while walking around with a computer?
Hold the computer over your head or behind your body
Have the screen open
Run
Use less than two hands
What do you do if you want to get another person's attention and they are not giving it to you?
Yell their name repeatedly
Poke them
Complain to Sam that the person is not giving you attention
Accept they are independent humans who can decide on their own what to do
When should you touch the computer screen?
When you are showing Sam or a friend something
NEVER
Touch the screen all the time, it is basically an iPad after all
When you feel like it
What is the consequence for breaking any of the Tech Lab rules/expectations?
You lose your laptop privileges until Sam decides you have earned them back
You get millions of dollars and a pony
Sam throws you a parade to reward your courage
You get your own suit of Iron Man armor
