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Total questions: 19
Worksheet time: 14mins
Name
Class
Date
1.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
a)
Because 7 8 9 !
b)
It's Bigger
2.
What seems odd about math?
a)
Numbers that aren't divisible by two
b)
Everything
3.
Read this : 7HI5 I5. A11 ME
what Dose it say?
what Dose it say?
a)
THIS IS ALL ME
b)
THIS I5 U
4.
a)
what are those
b)
Twinkle toes
c)
shoes
5.
Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
a)
Chips
b)
Gross chicken
c)
Bombs
d)
Nothing
6.
Q: What comes down but never goes up?
a)
Rain
b)
Hail
c)
Wind
d)
Storms
7.
Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
a)
Nothing
b)
A candle
c)
My Bed
d)
My Chromebook
8.
What happens when you Flop in the NBA?
a)
Get fined
b)
Foul
c)
Nothing
d)
Get kicked out
9.
Where can you Shoot?
a)
Three point line
b)
Free throw
c)
Half court
d)
Anywhere
10.
How many mansions does LeBron Jame's have.
a)
Non
b)
3
c)
20
d)
122
11.
is this a joke:
yo mama so big she can't sit on a toilet
yo mama so big she can't sit on a toilet
a)
false
b)
true
12.
what did my mom say to my dad
a)
will you mommy me
b)
will you marry me
13.
is this a joke:
yo mama so big she can't sit on a toilet
yo mama so big she can't sit on a toilet
a)
false
b)
true
14.
is this a joke:
yo mama so big she can't sit on a toilet
yo mama so big she can't sit on a toilet
a)
false
b)
true
15.
is this a joke:
yo mama so big she can't sit on a toilet
yo mama so big she can't sit on a toilet
a)
false
b)
true
16.
is this a joke:
yo mama so big she can't sit on a toilet
yo mama so big she can't sit on a toilet
a)
false
b)
true
17.
is this a joke:
yo mama so big she can't sit on a toilet
yo mama so big she can't sit on a toilet
a)
false
b)
true
18.
is this a joke:
yo mama so big she can't sit on a toilet
yo mama so big she can't sit on a toilet
a)
false
b)
true
19.
is this a joke:
yo mama so big she can't sit on a toilet
yo mama so big she can't sit on a toilet
a)
false
b)
true
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