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Cooking

Total questions: 8

Worksheet time: 3mins

Name
Class
Date
1.

How many eggs do you need for a family of 10 dwarfs

a)

1 egg

b)

3 egs, byg cake for big boye 700697700-697

c)

no eggs! #veganmommy

d)

facebook will show you the answer

2.

AAAH! MY CAKE IS BURNING SELECT ALL

a)

QUICK

b)

QUICK

c)

QUICK

d)

QUICK

3.

Hello?

a)

no

b)

y

c)

yes

d)
4.

Mugzy

a)

-chan

b)

-kun

c)

miss Mugzy

d)

mr Muggy Buggy

5.

Hi mothe-

a)

My tail may be sticking out... but don't touch it

b)

:)

c)

hi son

d)

*ignores*

6.

I said... read a tongue twister (COOKING RELATED)

a)

X-mas wrecks perplex and vex. X-ray checks clear chests. Ex-disk jockey. The ex-egg examiner

b)

Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks

c)

Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

d)

To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,

In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,

Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,

From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!

To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,

In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,

Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,

From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!

A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,

A short, sharp shock, a big black block!

To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,

And awaiting the sensation

From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!

7.

I am....

a)

Miss Lacey McDouble Brown

b)

Miss Lacey McChicken Brown

c)

Miss Lacey Banana Brown

d)

Miss Lacey McWrap Brown

e)

Miss Lacey Lace

8.

And my daughter is....

a)

Kendall McWrap Johnson

b)

Alga Rithem

c)

Brea Little

d)

Honey Potts Junior