Worksheetsmath jokes
Total questions: 11
Worksheet time: 21mins
Name
Class
Date
1.
What is another way to say √(-1) 23 ∑ π
a)
I ate some pie
b)
-24
2.
If you are cold how can you warm up?
a)
Sit in the corner its 90 degrees!
b)
Do your warm up!
3.
Why are parallel line sad?
a)
They have so much in common and will never meet.
b)
They are related to math
4.
How many people don't understand fractions?
a)
4/3
b)
All of them
5.
What did one math book say to the other?
a)
Stop squaring at me!
b)
Don't bother me, I've got my own problems!
6.
Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3?
a)
Because they can't even.
b)
So they don't get lost.
7.
What seems odd about math?
a)
Numbers that aren't divisible by two
b)
Everything
8.
What happens when you Flop in the NBA?
a)
Get fined
b)
Foul
c)
Nothing
d)
Get kicked out
9.
Where can you Shoot?
a)
Three point line
b)
Free throw
c)
Half court
d)
Anywhere
10.
Describe the following
PLAN
(P+L)*(A+N)
PA + PN + LA + LN
PLAN
(P+L)*(A+N)
PA + PN + LA + LN
a)
your plan has been foiled
b)
Nonsense
11.
What is another way to say √(-1) 23 ∑ π
a)
I ate some pie
b)
-24
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