A vehicle was parked right in front of the no-parking sign.

The student was given ‘excellent’ on getting zero in the exam.

Throughout the entire movie, Simba skulks around the Savannah and thinks that he is the direct cause of Mufasa’s death, when in reality Scar, who is now taking care of him, is the one who killed Mufasa.

A woman thinks her boyfriend is about to break up with her. He hasn't been himself lately, acting distracted and distant. We know he bought her an engagement ring and is nervous she won't say yes. He calls her one afternoon and simply says, "I need to see you. Meet me at Columbus Square at six o'clock." She's sure he's going to break up with her. But when she arrives, he's set up a beautiful proposal with a string quartet, dozens of roses, and a huge sparkler of a diamond.

A woman has a Saint Bernard with a massive drooling problem. She tries to keep him off the sofa, but he loves pretending he's a lap dog. One night, he trots over to her and places a gigantic paw on her lap. He's looking at her with those sad brown eyes. "All right," she says. "You know how I just love dog drool on my sofa."

“I can’t wait to read the seven hundred page report.”

If someone got in a fender bender and said, "Guess today's my lucky day…"

Girl in a horror film hides in a closet where the killer just went.

Timothy cheats on his history test. His parents are proud of his vastly improved grade.