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PUNNY

Total questions: 15

Worksheet time: 14mins

Name
Class
Date
1.
What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space?
a)
You have to buy food. 
b)
You have to planet. 
2.
What does a house wear?
a)
A dress.
b)
A shirt.
3.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own?
a)
It was lazy. 
b)
It was two tired. 
4.
What is the best time to see the dentist?
a)
2:30
b)
5:30
5.

What word is missing to make this a pun?

That's the _________ thing I've seen.

a)

stupidest

b)

wierdest

c)

funniest

d)

sealiest

6.

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

a)

It lifts their spirits.

b)

It takes them to new heights.

c)

It beats floating.

d)

It takes their breath away.

7.

What is a monster's favorite makeup?

a)

mas-scare-a

b)

blush

c)

lipstick

d)

wrinkle scream

8.

(answer with a pun)

I didn't like my beard at first...

a)

Then I did.

b)

Then it grew on me.

c)

So I shaved it off.

d)

But I realized it's nice.

9.

(make it punny!)

Broken pencils are...

a)

pointless

b)

not good

c)

wood

d)

worthless

10.

Why are skeletons so calm?

a)

They don't have brains...

b)

Nothing gets under their skin

c)

They have nothing to worty about

d)

Yoga

11.

My friend was annoying me with bird puns.

a)

That's unfortunate.

b)

Are you friends with Mr. Masem?

c)

Toucan play at that game.

12.

Be punny!

Parallel lines have so much in common...

a)

Indeed, they do.

b)

It's a shame they'll never meet.

c)

They don't intersect.

d)

They're like Mr. Masem.

13.

(make this punny)

My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is...

a)

ruined.

b)

toast.

c)

bankrupt.

d)

gone.

14.

What would Mr. Moose punnily say if Slender Moose hid something important in his drawers?

a)

Slender Moose is the key to it all.

b)

Don't look there.

c)

Slender? He's been putting on some weight.

d)

He's breathing.

e)

He's having a ball.

15.

What do you call a fake spaghetti?

a)

An impasta

b)

A bad hair day

c)

Sauce

d)

Meatballs