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Total questions: 12
Worksheet time: 6mins
What do you call a pig that does karate??
pork chop
karate pig
karate pork
What is a cats favourite colour ???
piiii-nk
purrr-ple
bllll-ue
What did the big flower say to the little flower ???
hi bud
hi baby
hi little
hi flower
Why didn't the orange win the race ???
because it ran out of juice
because it felt like it
i don't know
boq
what did the little corn tell the mamma corn ???
where's my popcorn
what's poppin'
i love u
why are you so big
What do you call a duck that steals ???
a robber duck
a stealer
a duck that steals
How do you catch a squirrel ???
climb the tree
imagine your a nut
climb the tree and think like a nut
What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???
guardians of the galaxy
guardians of a samsung shop
guardians of space
police that guard samsung shops
What would a chinese billionare say ???
cha-ching
money-money-money
don't touch mi money
don't touch me !!!!!
Son : there is someone at the door & he wants money for his water polo community !!!
Dad : ok then give him a glass of water
Dad : ok i don't care just shut the door in his face
Dad : ok then give him money
Dad : ok then give him 1c
yo mama so big she can't sit on a toilet
