I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me

Carlos never sits still. He must have ants in his pants.

Bakers aren’t always broke, but they often knead dough

Everyone at the table plays soccer. I guess birds of a feather flock together.

A boy swallowed some coins. When the doctor checked in, the nurse said, “No change yet.”

On the night of the play, Jasmine's mother told her to break a leg.

Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen the mall

The meeting may be peaceful now, but this is only the calm before the storm.

I thought that getting my teacher to raise my grade would be easy as pie, but that wasn’t the case.

If a clock gets hungry, it goes back four seconds

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

My teacher must have eyes in the back of her head. She always knows when we are playing games on our iPad.

When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue. It's intense

Whoa, he must’ve got up on the wrong side of the bed. He is grumpy :(

Mr. Restau, come quick! My 6th hour has gone bananas! Help!

What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves

The invisible man married the invisible woman. Their kids were nothing much to look at.

You can either go to a movie or I’ll buy you a new shirt. You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

My friend’s bakery nearly burnt down last night. Now his business is toast.