What is fast, loud and crunchy?

(a)  

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

(a)  

What has ears but cannot hear?

(a)  

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

(a)  

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

(a)  

What did one plate say to the other plate?

(a)  

Why did the student eat his homework?

(a)  

When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?

(a)  

What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

(a)  

What did the Science book say to the Math book?

(a)  

How do you get a squirrel to like you?

(a)  

How do we know that the ocean is friendly?

(a)  

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

(a)  

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

(a)  

Why are ghosts bad liars?

(a)  

Why do bees have sticky hair?

(a)  

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

(a)  

Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the moon?

(a)  

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?

(a)