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riddles and jokes

Total questions: 25

Worksheet time: 13mins

Name
Class
Date
1.

what do you call a pig that does karate

a)

pork chop

b)

a pig

c)

nothing

d)

bacon

2.

what has to be broken for you to use

a)

vase

b)

computer

c)

an egg

d)

book

3.

i am tall when I am young and short when i am old what am i?

a)

pig

b)

age

c)

stairs

d)

candle

4.

what is always in front of you but you cant see

a)

a friend

b)

future

c)

your family

d)

computor

5.

what can you break that you can not see

a)

promise

b)

vase

c)

age

d)

numbers

6.

i shave everyday but i have a long beard what am i?

a)

barber

b)

a number

c)

toilet

d)

a quiz

7.

you see a boat full of people yet there is not a single person there how?

a)

they dove away from the boat

b)

they dissapeared

c)

they are single

d)

they are all married

8.

a man dies of old age, he is 25 how?

a)

he was born on feburary 29

b)

i dont know

c)

he didnt celebrtae his birthday

d)

he turned into a pig

9.

what can not talk but replies when spoken to

a)

a dog

b)

an echo

c)

a cat

d)

a parrot

10.

david´s parents have three sons : snap, crackle, what is the last kid´s name?

a)

crackle

b)

snap

c)

david

d)

cracker

11.

the more of this there is, the less you see what is it?

a)

phones

b)

darkness

c)

friends

d)

homework

12.

i have many keys but i can´t open a single lock what am i?

a)

a key

b)

a lock

c)

piano

d)

a pig

13.

what gets bigger when more is taken away

a)

a book

b)

a phone

c)

a blanket

d)

a hole

14.

what invention lets you look right through a wall

a)

window

b)

pool

c)

sweater

d)

tv

15.

i am as light as a feather yet the strongest person can not hold me for five minutes what am i?

a)

a feather

b)

the strongest person

c)

a dumbell

d)

your breath

16.

if you are in a race and you pass second place what place are you

a)

third place

b)

second place

c)

last place

d)

first place

17.

what has hands but can not clap

a)

human

b)

sock

c)

clock

d)

quiz

18.

what has many teeth but can not bite

a)

monster

b)

comb

c)

charger

d)

book

19.

what has legs but can not walk

a)

car

b)

table

c)

bike

d)

legs

20.

what has words but never speaks?

a)

a wall

b)

a human

c)

a door

d)

a book

21.

what has fingers but isn´t a hand?

a)

gloves

b)

door

c)

flowers

d)

cars

22.

what has a had and tail but no body?

a)

a human

b)

a book

c)

a coin

d)

a cat

23.

what did the wall say to the other wall?

a)

cars

b)

i will meet you at the corner

c)

hi

d)

nothing walls can not talk

24.

how do you make a tissue dance

a)

you put a little boogie in it

b)

you leave it in the tissue box

c)

you throw it away

d)

you take it to a dance party

25.

this one isn´t a riddle it is super easy! who is the BEST?

a)

Mrs.Benedict

b)

no one

c)

no one

d)

no one