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Total questions: 16
Worksheet time: 8mins
Name
Class
Date
1.
What is a cats favourite colour ???
a)
piiii-nk
b)
purrr-ple
c)
bllll-ue
2.
What did the big flower say to the little flower ???
a)
hi bud
b)
hi baby
c)
hi little
d)
hi flower
3.
What do you call a duck that steals ???
a)
a robber duck
b)
a stealer
c)
a duck that steals
4.
Read this : 7HI5 I5. A11 ME
what Dose it say?
what Dose it say?
a)
THIS IS ALL ME
b)
THIS I5 U
5.
Why is the cow afraid.....
a)
He was a Cow-herd
b)
he was a Cow herd
6.
what do you get when you cross a fish with a elephant
a)
sephant
b)
swimming trunks
c)
bathing suit
d)
bread
7.
why cant a skelton cross the road
a)
has no bones
b)
has no guts
c)
doesn't have the guts to do it
d)
no brain
8.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
a)
non-spaghetti
b)
the noodles
c)
vegetables
d)
an im-pasta
9.
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
a)
Because he liked the music.
b)
Because he had pizza.
c)
Because he was a fungi.
d)
Because his mom made him go.
10.
What do you call birds that stick together?
a)
Vel-crows
b)
Jay birds
c)
Sticky buns
d)
Tape birds
11.
What did the sea monster eat?
a)
Israel
b)
Octopus
c)
Fisher and chips
d)
Fish and ships
12.
How do you make a tissue dance?
a)
Play music.
b)
Hold on to its corner
c)
It doesn't dance
d)
You put a little boogie in it
13.
how does a penguin build its house
a)
it makes
b)
glues
c)
hammers it
d)
it glues
14.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
a)
Ketchup!
b)
You can't beat me!
c)
Loser!
d)
Hurry Up!
15.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
a)
A sleepasaur
b)
Snoralax
c)
Niterex
d)
A dino-snore
16.
What is fast loud and crunchy?
a)
A rocket shop
b)
A rocket ship
c)
A rocket chip
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