WorksheetsChemistry End of the Year FUN PUNS!
Total questions: 18
Worksheet time: 45secs
What do you do with a dead chemist?
buy a coffin
sell their stuff
barium
bronze them
It's on the tip of my
tungsten
copper
fluorine
tin
What do you call iron blowing in the wind?
ferrous wheel
ironic
ferightening
Febreeze
What do you get when you cut up an avocado into 6.02 x 10^ 23 pieces?
a mess
guacamole
Avogadro
a salad
The names Bond. Ionic Bond.
shaken not stirred
taken not shared
shared not taken
stirred not shaken
Did you hear about the man who was cooled to absolute zero?
He froze.
He died.
He's OK.
He's crazy!
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
gross
a one molar solution
insoluble
calcium hydroxide
Why does hamburger have lower energy than a steak?
It's not as hot.
It's tired.
It's in the ground state!
It's in pieces!
Why did the white furry bear dissolve in water?
because he is white
because he is furry
because he can't swim
because he is polar
What comes out when you laugh?
2 He atoms
N2
O2
CO
What do you call a king's flatulence?
royal stinky
gross
so rude!
a noble gas
What fruit contains barium and double sodium?
apple
banana
orange
mango
What is the dullest element?
Bohrium
Boron
Barium
Bromine
What do you call a joker in jail?
jokester
con
funny con
silicon
What's the name for CH2O?
formaldehyde
carbon water
sea water
methanol
An electron and proton were taking a walk together. The proton turned to the electron and said, "I think I lost something." The electron replied," ---------?"
Where do you think you lost it?
Are you POSITIVE?
Are you kidding me?
What was it that you lost?
Sorry these chemistry jokes were bad, but all the good ones
were ionic
argon
were shared
were taken
Which class did Mrs. Hessling enjoy the most?????
Period 2/6
Period 3/7
Period 4/8
All of them! Thanks for your hard work and pushing yourselves this year. Have a fun and relaxing summer. Stop by to say hi next year :)
