WorksheetsGarden Jokes 1
Total questions: 10
Worksheet time: 5mins
Whay did the tomato turn red
Because it was painted that color
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why are melons so popular at fancy weddings?
Because they cataloupe!
Because they are full of water.
Because they taste good and weddings have lots of food.
What did the DJ say at the garden party?
Do you like the beat of the music?
Let's turn on the music
Lettuce turnip the beet!
What is Michelle Oama's favorite vegetable?
Brarack-oli
hot chili peppers
carrots
Why should you never tell secrets on a farm
Because the black peas have eyes.
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn have ears!
What vegetable is most closely related to people?
care rots
Human-Beans
What do carrots do in their free time?
Remain calm
VEG out
What do you call a 100 year old wizard who never wears shoes and lives on garlic
A stinking old man.
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
with a stapler
with an iron on patch.
with a cabbage patch.
What do you call an angry pea?
A mean pod.
a bad bean.
a grum - pea.
