have hardly any money but lots of friends

be rich and have no friends

sneeze every 10 minutes

burp every 10 minutes

have eyeballs made out of jello

have a nose made out of fruit loops

be the speediest person in the world

be the highest jumper in the world

take a bath drenched in honey

take a shower sprayed with sticky syrup

be able to push things away from you just by looking at them

be able to pull things towards you just by looking at them

sound like a cow mooing every time you laughed

sound like a chicken every time you screamed

be the most famous actor

be the most famous singer

have booger-flavored ice cream

have ice cream-flavored boogers

wash all of your clothes with your tongue

wash all of your dishes with your tongue

name your own island

name your own sports team

live without heating in the winter

live without air conditioning in the summer

be chased by 1000 aggressive wasps

be chased by 10 super stinky skunks

be able to control when it rains

be able to control when it snows

wake up every morning in another country

wake up every morning in outer space

have the face of a 10-year-old and the body of a 50-year-old

have the face of a 50-year-old and the body of a 10-year-old

use leaves for toilet paper

use mayonnaise for soap

teleport straight into a video game

teleport straight into your favorite TV show

be a superhero

be a sidekick

live one single life that lasted 1000 years

live 10 different lives that each lasted 100 years

smell your friend’s feet

have your friend smell your feet

be able to hear what your parents think

be able to hear what your teachers think

go back in time one year to talk to your past self

go into the future one year to talk to your future self

only use a spoon every time you eat

only use a fork every time you eat

eat a chili flavored wasp

eat a sugar-coated cricket

grow bug antennas

grow a fluffy rabbit tail

fight 100 pigeon-sized lions

fight one lion-sized pigeon

be able to speak to any animal

know every language in the world

shrink a tiny bit every time you sneezed

grow a tiny bit taller every time you coughed