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WorksheetsTypes of essays
Total questions: 15
Worksheet time: 8mins
A narrative essay
argues a point
tells a story or past event
is always in first person
doesn't make one specific point
a narrative essay is
usually boring
usually written in pencil
usually written in past tense
usually written in sand
A descriptive essay
has nothing to do with your senses
is not descriptive at all
describes an event in full detail
describes an even in some detail and has lots of pictures
Descriptive essays are
boring as heck
exciting as heck
neither boring nor exciting
meh
descriptive essays are exciting as heck because...
I wrote one with my toes one time
they use senses to describe something vividly
they tell me what to eat for dinner
they are just aight
Expository essays are
built on sand castles
built in lava lamps
built from lies
built from facts
expository essays use
a lot of research
some facts I read on IG
all my opinions
what my mom told me
(good) Argumentative essays always
focus on ONE person's beliefs/perspective
focus on only what I heard
focus on TWO or more perspectives
never convince me of anything
argumentative essays seek to
convince the reader of something
tell the reader to break laws
encourage readers to do something or believe something
make a reader change their current mind/perspective
Discursive essays are boring to Ms. C because
they are impartial and lack backbone
they have no strong opinion or thought
they are often dry and factual
they are completely objective (all factual no opinion)
Reflective essays are important because
they are cool
they make readers have fun
they smell sometimes
they offer the writer a chance to explore something personal about themselves
reflective essays are
subjective
objective
lava lamps
Chupee
reflective essays aim to
tell a story in a personal way
vacuum your carpet
wash your dishes
open your mind
Ms. Amy's favorite color is
purple
blue
orange
black
Ms. Heaven's favorite color is
purple
pink
blue
black
