always be able to see 5 minutes into the future

always be able to see 100 years into the future

have the power to gently nudge anyone’s decisions

have complete puppet master control of five people

never have another embarrassing fall in public

never feel the need to pass gas in public again

have all dogs try to attack you when they see you

all birds try to attack you when they see you

give up all drinks except for water

give up eating anything that was cooked in an oven

know the history of every object you touched

be able to talk to animals

it be impossible for you to be woken up for 11 straight hours every day, but you wake up feeling amazing

you can be woken up normally but never feel totally rested

find your true love

a suitcase with five million dollars inside

never have to work again

never have to sleep again (you won’t feel tired or suffer negative health effects)

never use social media sites/apps again

never watch another movie or TV show

have everyone laugh at your jokes but not find anyone else’s jokes funny

have no one laugh at your jokes but you still find other people’s jokes funny

wake up in the middle of an unknown desert

wake up in a rowboat on an unknown body of water

live a comfortable and peaceful life in the woods in a small cabin without much human interaction

a life full of conflict and entertainment in a mansion in a city

be forced to eat only spicy food

only incredibly bland food