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WorksheetsScience Jokes
Total questions: 30
Worksheet time: 8hrs 30mins
How do astronauts organize a party?
They star it on their calendar
They make it out of this world
They planet
They reach for the stars
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
Because they can be negative
Because they are radioactive
Because they are charged
How often do scientists tell element jokes?
All the time
Rarely
Often
Periodically
What is a tornado's favorite game to play?
Twister
Hide and seek
Go Fish
Checkers
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Rock and roll!
This is how I roll!
You rock!
Don't take me for granite!
How do trees get on the internet?
Root ethernet cables
They log in
They branch out
Leaf wifi
Why was the bee's hair sticky?
Because he used a honey comb
Because he landed on a stick
Because he is striped
Because he flew into a web
What kind of hair does the ocean have?
Straight
Curly
Smooth
Wavy
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
It has lots of exs
It has lots of rings
It put a ring on it
It has lots of gas
How did the astronaut serve dinner in outer space?
With anti gravity
She floated it over
On flying saucers
Using the solar oven
How do you get an astronaut's baby to stop crying?
You rocket
Sing twinkle twinkle little star
Sprinkle some stardust
Put on a night light
Where do astronauts park their spaceships?
In outer space
The milky way
Their garage on Mars
At parking meteors
Why did the T-rex cross the road?
To get to the paleontologist on the other side
Because it hadn't evolved into the chicken yet
To get to the other side
To go to Jurassic Park
Why did Mickey go to space?
To become a star
To see Pluto
To reach for the moon
To see aliens
What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
The A Key
The Control Key
The Escape Key
The Space Bar
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appetite!
I'm hungry!
I'm just (no) skin and bones!
My stomach is so empty!
What has a bed that you can't sleep in?
A truck
A river
Bedrock
Bedazzled pants
How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?
Shocked!
Electrified!
Excited!
Lightening!
What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
It's hot in here!
You're cracking me up!
You graduated but I've got many degrees!
You're cute!
What's a rock's favorite cereal?
Magma Crunch
Lava Berries
Fruity or Cocoa Pebbles
Rocky-Os
Why did the germ cross the microscope?
To get to the other slide
To show it's a small world
To get magnified
To meet up with the Amoeba
Why did the earthquake become a comedian?
Because he cracks the world up
Because he brings down the house
Because he gets everyone shaking with laughter
Because he gets a rumbling belly laugh
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Lab chemical mouthwash
With the scientific method
With atomic toothpaste
With experi-mints
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
He wanted people to knock
He wanted to win the no-bell prize
Too many people came to argue with him that they know more because they "watched a YouTube video"
He wanted to nap without interruption
Where does bad light go?
To the dark side
To become dark energy
To prism
To become a photon
Why did Hydrogen marry Oxygen?
They felt a strong bond between them
He felt positive about her
He was thirsty
She took his breath away
How does the moon cut his hair?
Using a shooting star
Eclipse it
Crescent scissors
By going to Crater Cuts
What type of music do planets dance to?
Nep-tunes
Rock
Comet-ry
Heavy Metal
I'm reading a book about helium.
It's elevating my mind.
It's taking me to new heights.
I can't put it down.
I'm doing higher order thinking.
Why did the Chemist love Dubstep music?
Because it's a trip that gets a crazy reaction
Ion know, ask his friend Atom
Because Skrillex used to be a chemist
Because he loves to drop the base
