If you allow one student to take an online course, soon

everyone will want to, and the schools will be empty.

If you believe in capital punishment, you are a conservative.

If you eat a good diet, you will never have a heart attack.

Children who play violent video games act more violently than those who don’t.

Eighty-five percent of those surveyed said that it is important to have a cell phone.

Only a selfish, non-caring person would believe that this is ok.

Asthma can be reversed, as my sister cured hers buy spending fifteen minutes out in the cold every day last winter.

Everyone knows that teenagers are lazy

If we don’t teach teens to work harder, the human race is doomed.

A survey of my English class shows that only fifteen percent of teens are expected to do chores.

Everyone seems to support the changes in the vacation policy, and if everyone likes them, they must be

good.

If you love your family, you'll buy this new stealth

security system.

“Your coach’s policy is that no one can be a starter on game day if they miss practice. So, if you miss basketball practice today, you won’t be a starter in Friday’s game. Then you won’t be the first freshman to start on the Varsity basketball team at our school.”