WorksheetsJokes
Total questions: 20
Worksheet time: 12mins
Why did the little boy put sugar packet under the pillow and sleep on it??
(a)
What did the big flower say to the little flower ???
hi bud
hi baby
hi little
hi flower
Why didn't the orange win the race ???
because it ran out of juice
because it felt like it
i don't know
boq
What do you call a duck that steals ???
a robber duck
a stealer
a duck that steals
How do you catch a squirrel ???
climb the tree
imagine your a nut
climb the tree and think like a nut
What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???
guardians of the galaxy
guardians of a samsung shop
guardians of space
police that guard samsung shops
Son : there is someone at the door & he wants money for his water polo community !!!
Dad : ok then give him a glass of water
Dad : ok i don't care just shut the door in his face
Dad : ok then give him money
Dad : ok then give him 1c
How do you know carrots are good for you?
They look like eyes.
They taste funny.
You never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Why did the teacher wear glasses?
She had a headache.
Because her students were too bright!
Because it was too hot outside.
Why did the birds fly south?
Because it was better
It looked fun.
It was too far to walk.
What do you call a smart insect?
Nerd
Genius
A spelling bee
What did the burger name its baby?
Pickle
Sally
Patty
what Dose it say?
what do you get when you cross a fish with a elephant
sephant
swimming trunks
bathing suit
bread
Someone's mom has 4 sons. North, West, South. What is the name of the fourth son.
Someone
South East
East
Mckenzi
What did you call a Dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-Snore!
Asleep dino
A sleeping dog
A sleeping beast
